frau will not permit the making of retainersploitation films. however, i think someone (XOX?) needs to write a concept album entitiled Retainer Container.
Don't let this girl stay at your house. Her sludgy feet will stink up your room, she will eat your roommate's pizza, she doesn't put out, and she won't even let you see her retainer. Well, she won't let *me* see her retainer. Because she knows I like it a little too much.
