i suppose i have overlooked the inconceivable security associated with being wrapped in a good pair of spandex, especially a one peicer!!! my goodness!

Wendy I don't think you've worn enough spandex.
Take it from some one who knows.
When donning the unbelievably airy material, anything sounds like a good idea.

Does he always do what you tell him to do?

tim is to fucking funny, that is an awesome xmas present

We'll just say that it was.

please tell me that was a lobo on the phone as that happened.

man i'm so glad i gave him that for christmas! it's the gift that goes on giving!