of course, all of my nightmares feature a primitive black man masquerading as sasquatch. this movie is more racist than the city of Sarasota. i shall hunt and kill this fake cryptozoologist filmmaker, for sasquatch is every race!

HE IS YOUR FATHER.

Good thing Zac and Michelle brought us those custom-made MF 3d glasses when they came up here this summer! I knew they'd come in handy. What a dream!

Oh wait a minute, that aint a hackysack! That's the ping ball stick game! Well, there needs to be a revival of both games!

Is that a hackysack I spy Sasquie? Awesome! There definitly needs to be a hackysack revival!

tear down the wall.................sasquatch!
I can smell you from here you psychedelic thing
....and get off my lawn

WOW a 3-D sasquatch! that is INSANE!!!

i love this! dange dangerson!