Hobbies: Being trapped in unfulfilling (yet okay-paying) jobs
Interests: Being a legendary filmmaker. I never went to film school but I do know how to write. I just want to make people think I'm cool. That's all. I've also wanted to rob Fort Knox and get away with it. That would be KILLER. I would build a solid gold brick house and tell Richie Rich to go fuck himself.
Books: The Yellow Pages
Artists: Adolf Hitler was the Leonardo DaVinci of Ethnic Cleansing
Heroes: Michael O'Donoghue, Otis Redding, Ernest Hemmingway, Henry David Thoreau, Richard Hell...
Speaking of heroes, has anyone seen the movie "Hero", the one with Jet Li? I've been meaning to see it.
Enemies: People with bipolar disorder. They're assholes. Sometimes
Dreams: A firebreathing John Candy was having sex with Walter Matthau's severed head
Quote: "Once they pull their pants down, they're yours" - something some Chinese cab driver told my friend once about girls (this was on Valentine's Day)
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