Website: http://www.jaredwhitham.com

Occupation(s): Mutant Sage

Hobbies: Everything, I'm an extreme Hobbiest, I'm into hobbies so much my family can't stand me. I'm hoping that on here I will find others like me into hobbying you self into make millions of dollars. That's why I'm part of Fortune 500 Hobbie Club. I have a Button Collection. I collect anything wierd old electronics. Love the tube. Looking for Russan Vacume tubes. CHemisty experiments in my parents tropical back porch. At age eleven I was going research on HyperColor Tshirts. By boiling them and extracting the dies. I created a punchant sullutions in many test tubes. I found out that synce I was not a albino. The skin treatment would not work. I was trying to turn my self into the human comiliane. So Decided to speed up the process by drinking my HyperColor potion. I felt sick for the rest of the day and weird the next morning. I didn't want my mom to find out that I wanted to go to the hospital. because I was afraid I was going to die. The following day at school. 4th grade I thought I was noticing my magic powers. So I stood in front of a brick wall and tried to hard to imagine that I was going to being the coolest invisible kid in school. When I told my best freind Larry. He and his brother laughed at me. They said that I was all ready invisible. So it turns out it didn't work because I was all ready there. Sometimes I felt I was cool in school. I hung out with an underground gang of kids my whole life. We stuck together. We were wierd degenerated the no body in there right mind would want anything to do with. They were all the other kids in my LD classes. LD should just stand for kid that doesn't fit into a hipocracy. Any one who is a real teacher can see pass that crap. I was let to belive that I was stupid and Lasy. I would here the word over and over again. LaZy LAsy Lazy. I used to sit be hind that cubby hole desk and just stair into the darkness of the whole. Larry used to ask me what I was doing. I would say "staring into the hole." I would stare and dream of things most other children were not thinking about. I would day dream all day and night sometimes. At the time I felt my individual dreams were special. But the only way I could feal good about my self was when I figured out a way to express that. At times when I felt all alone and that no one cared and I was fed up with the misstreatment. I became violent because that was the only power that I had left. I think it's sort of the fealing maybe a little girl has it she is being phisicly asulted and then you read in the papers that she murdered her father. I have alot of empathy for people that miss understood because I'm one of them. I found my love and my freedom in making weird stuff and exploring. The things that most kids should be able to do but arn't because there society has no culter. I noticed alot of people in a repressed American Society love to have dogs. I'm talking about suberban dog lovers. Lets love the dogs and kill the cows. People have dogs to they can have an excuse to talk to other people and mingle. If that is what you want to spend your time doing because you can't have kids go ahead. When other peoples children are left out of the picture. If you are at center with you inner child you can obtain what is called instant imortality. You don't have to do all that selfish serching when you can just realize that money is worth dirt. It's what quality person you are and you can obtain this by drinking my new formula. It's called quit being afraid. I'm going to make some more movies.

Interests: I'm very intested in Florida. Florida's perty, With majestic dolfines. Exmarines, Golf, oh the golf here is excellent. I love playing golf. I tell you what "Venice is Paradise". The bumper sticker is true, so come down and die in Florida.

Music: Anything Experimental that is not to repetative that has unconventional rythum, but I just have a love for all music. Gabe Galvin, Sir Millard Mulch, Sterling Kruzzing, Marc Zouhar, The Flaming Fire, Velcro Lewis, Zak Davis, Zom Zoms, Yup Yup, Dannel Jonston, Dave Deporis, Dufus, Super Market Vegatables, DEVO, Mr.Bungle, John Zorn, John Cage, Phillip Glass, The Residents, Zappa, Syd Barrett, Billie Holiday, Captain Beefheart, David Lynch, Aaron Copland, Can, Tom Waits, David Byrne, Tiny Tim, Nirvana, Dmitri Shostakovich, John Coltrane, Heinous Bienfang, Roky Ericson, Danny Elfman, Les Backster, Sun RA, Esquivel, Matts Morgan, Brian Wilson, Louis Armstrong, Sleepy Time, Bird, Falonious Monk, PortisHead, Miles Davis, Jonny Cash, Frank Black, Goul Town, William Maier, Ornette Coleman, Peter R, Harry Patch!, Gary Wilson, Lausange, The Soft Machine, Sun City Girls, Moldy Peaches, Al Green, B52's, Cars, Brian ENO, Talking Heads,..... Eck ECk... Oh Crispen GLover..

Films (Non-Medicine): Most Infulanced By TV- Mr. Rodgers, PeeWee's Play House, Super Car, Rocky and Bull Winkle, Early Sesame Street, Dukes of Hazzard, Twin Peaks, Captain Kangroo, Houdy Doody, The Bill Cosby Show, Jonney Carrison, SNL, Dr. Paul Bearer, Hill Street Blues, Night Court, Night Flights, The Outer Limits, Twilite Zone, The Muppet Show, The Jim Henson Hour, PBS, Bill Moyers, USA kids club, Fraggle Rock, On Air, Erie Kovak!!!!, Spike Jones!, Sid Ceasor, Red Skelton?, Montey Python, Mr.Show!!!, Charles Coralt, Andy Roony, IT.. You Can't Do that on Television, Get a Life, the Simpsons, In Living Color, Syd and Marty Croft, Mr. Wizzard, The Electric Company, 321 Contact!!!, Liquid Television!!!, Brown Cut's Neibers, Red Green, Mr. Bean, The State, Mystery hosted by Vincent Price, old Master Peice theature, Adult Swim, Bob Ross, Uncle Andy's Fun House, Old HBO, Friday the Thirteenth the Serise, Gilliagan's Island, Lost In Space, Bob Newheart, Who's the Boss, Family Ties, Richard Simons Body Show, Old Discovery Channel, old Mickey Mouse Club, The Disney Hour. I learned more from TV then I did from School.. TV didn't make fun of me or call me stupid. Most influential movies---- Back to the Future one and two, ET, THX, The Boat!, Logans Run, Brazil, Edward Sissor Hands, 2001, Fright Night, Better Off Dead, Naked Lunch, Crash, The FLy, The Crawling Eye, The Lost Boys, Star Wars, The Peanut Butter Incedent, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Twilite Zone the Movie, The Cat's Eye, ReAnimator, From BEyond, Are We Not Men?, RepoMan, Eraser Head, Pink Flamingos, Forbidon Zone, Blue Velvet, Apocolips Now, 8 and one Half, Twelve Monkeys, Beatle Juice, Ed Wood, Plan Nine, Hearchal Gorden Lewis, Rodger Corman, Salvidor Dali, Rope, Ten Thousand Fingers Of Dr. T

Books: Favorite Authers- Dr. Suess, Mark Twain, William S. Bouroughs, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Voniget, James Joyce, Hunter S Tompson, Ayn Rann, Gregory Corso, Jack Kerouack, Lauren Weinsteen, Chris Ware, JG Ballard, Philip K Dick, Sir Ivan Stange, Favorite Books- Stepend Wolf, Ferenhight 451, Soft Machine, Somthing Wicked this Way Comes, Oh All the Places You Will Go, Breakfast of Champions, The Lion the Witch and the Wordrob, Anthem, Memories of a Space Age, Andy Kaughman Revealed, Metamorphosus... I love Reading But I didn't start Reading untill my senior year of high school.. It took me that long to find a teacher that understood me.

Artists: William Maier, Gabe Galvin, Sterling Krusing, Carl King, Corin Hewitt, Everyone one that posts movies on medicinefilms, Every student I have ever had at the preschool/

Heroes: Dr Seuse, Jim Henson, David Lynch, Buckminster Fuller, Andy Kaufman, Andy Warhola, William S, Burroughs, Salvidor Dali, Ernie Kovac, Mark Twain, Charlie Chaplain. Rob Schrab

Enemies: F-CAT STUPID JOBS, McDonalds, Disney, Univeral, Enron, Teachers that hurt there students People that hurt other people and make the other people feal bad for no reason but there own. Closed Minds not the body but the mind. Let me just get at the mind.

Dreams: Awesome Radical, I�m working on a plan here. It will be cool. You going to be at the GS on sat. Of course what was I thinking.. So... I'm going to bring something to sell. I have a secret plan to have a garage sale in Venice that will make three million dollars. Yeah.. Then it's just caviar and golf. Fuck all the art bull shit, I will give everything up, play golf and then become a big fucking asshole. Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah.. Jazz... Then I will make a come back shed three four hundred pounds and them sell key chains of me that show my stretch marks... These are the natural secrets to becoming the coolest old man in the world.. Buy my book and learn how you can become a really awesome old man today!

Quote: Quotes By JaRed WhItHaM "I don't think Outside the Box. I live outside the box. Thinking of How to get In." "Was Everyone Origanly Backwards" "Hop the blured line" "Head Lamps are doorways to the Dark" "If everything was fare magic could not happen"