About Me: Rockin from the vaults......
ChalkoTaco was a hit band originally based from Sarasota, Florida. After being signed to Capitol Records they exploded onto the music scene and took over the world. Introductions are quite redundant but the music speaks for itself and continues to touch and effect the world as only God can do himself.
Interests: Ourselves, there's no other reason to exist.
Music: Ours, everyone else is merely trying to replicate what we have already done.
Films (Non-Medicine): Chalkumentary-there's no other film out there in existance worth watching past our rockumentary. Dont even mention Spinal Tap, you know they just wanted to be like us.
Books: Books are for losers. We do read the National Enquirer though, and of course we read Spin, Rolling Stone and all those pansy music publications to make sure they make mention of us, and also to see what musicians we've influenced.
Artists: Us, Mistress Delilah (she was our dancer for awhile, she makes great quesidilas)
Heroes: Again, we have to plead the 5th, it's us.
Enemies: Oh man, REO Speedwagon, Journey (hey Steve-dont try to tell us you didn't rip off the line "just a small town girl" from our song "Small Town Girl"), pretty much every damn band out there, they all copy us.
Dreams: We ARE everyone else's dream. People dream of meeting us, touching us, being us. Sorry folks, it just wont happen. Buy our records though, and you are half way there.
Quote: "My holy moly mother of pearls do these girls rock. We tryed to get them onto the "Thousand Humps" tour with us back in 1992 but they were too cool for us then. Blimey, they are hot ladies, they rock hot licks off their guitars that I cant even muster. If I were gonna endorse anything it would be these hot ladies." -KEITH RICHARDS
