this is a brooklyn bound L train

stand clear of the closing doors please

bagel order

before i open the cafe each morning, i try to sort through the masses and get al... (continued)

mormon bacon!

this is so mormon! (mormon in a non-mormon way.)

the final straw

finishing up the vodka at medicine films happening in brooklyn ny!

Blowin' up Peep

when a bird and a microwave make sweet sweet love...

Drew Barrymore channels Amy Fisher for this straight-to-video hit from 1993

(music video + celebrity + obsession + fan mail + pixelate + re-mix) Drew doe... (continued)

you and lynn hirshberg

shot in, on and around the subway, i can't seem to get out of this fucking maze.

the little lamb that couldn't

i gave this sad vintage ceramic lamb to ginger... (continued)

Shoes

Hanging from a wire hooked up between a house and a light post.

Celebrity Receipt

Homeless junkie cafe customer is actually Natasha L y o n n e ? Bad times... (continued)

MerryChristmasMashedPotatoMagic!!!!!

My mom loves to cook. She also loves to talk. If I were you, I'd take notes. ... (continued)

Billie and Mr. T

Billie the cat is a 9-year-old, slightly 'big boned" lover. Not a hater. She's o... (continued)

Phone Conversation

I wish I was able to take part in this conversation, but alas, Truckstop's phone... (continued)

Watch out, Sara Jessica Parker. Watch out.

Camille and I always discussed making movies together but never actually got aro... (continued)

Proof in the puddin'

peeping tom at the video store