not to mention the time that kitty (different kitty, thank god) jumped in your fridge and you left it to "chill" with the produce for hours.

one time, i put a cat in a cardboard box on my roof on a hot hot day and everytime it begged for water, i gave it a medicine drop of saltwater. soon my kitty didn't like me very much. once she almost completely dehydrated, i performed CPR and mouth to mouth. a week later i found out that i had worms. my kitty is alive and well today. me, i still have worms.

miss kitty wasn't trying to destroy, she was just trying to make a lampshade.