We would have been better off with Charlie McCarthy in Joe's Shoes

I love how these guys just start tellin stories cuz of the object he sees.

When I was a kid I found out my dad's parents didn't actually come from Germany, they came over from Crimea, but if I ever use the word "Russian" to describe my ancestry I have fifty cousins and uncles and aunts rushing in to add the word "white" to the beginning. Still. To this day. What's up with that? My uncle's middle name is Stanislov, but he is afraid to tell anyone that. I blame Joe McCarthy.

he's a commie! GET HIM!