"We here at South Park News bring to you live, a special report. Tom Cruise has locked himself in a closet and will not come out. I repeat, Tom Cruise will not come out of the closet."

Oct 14, 2006 5:16 PM | reply to me!



I hear that Tom acsidentily saves peoples lives all the time.
I would be for comfertable talking to him then Nicole Kidman. She's evil looking.

Nov 18, 2005 12:42 PM | reply to me!

i think the cruise of tom does not sail straight, it's more like a zig-zag or a figure 8. that man has no clue what is going on around him, at all!

he scares me!

Nov 18, 2005 5:12 AM | reply to me!



as O' said....

NAh - Nahh -Nahhh....


(well done)

Nov 18, 2005 2:41 AM | reply to me!

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The Age Old Tom Cruise Debate

So which way does Tom really cruise? Oprah doesn't believe him.
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