Occupation(s): anthropomorpic food

Hobbies: scarf & barf

Interests: cherries, apples, blueberries, you know, fruit.

Music: a lively polka can whet the appetite

Films (Non-Medicine): mommy dearest

Books: on tape

Artists: wayne thiebaud

Heroes: children and anyone with special needs

Enemies: greedy ingrates, bad spelling, shitty movies

Dreams: just desserts

Quote: "eat me."